That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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