Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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