Grow some girl-balls and come out already
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I got inside last night via doggy door
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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