fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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