I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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