its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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