we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you would pick up someone in the library
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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