just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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