About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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