So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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