Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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