Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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