what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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