The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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