But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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