I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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