I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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