Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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