Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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