the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
