So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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