Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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