dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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