K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
How does one acquire holy water?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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