even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Randomize