I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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