How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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