big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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