a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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