He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
