its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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