then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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