I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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