no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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