can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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