All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it's like heaven, but drunker
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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