'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I understand Curling. That high.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Edward fifth and chaser hands
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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