He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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