I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wish life had little blips of pornography
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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