He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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