How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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