is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Michael Bay diarrhea
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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