She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
