no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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