Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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