Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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