My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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