Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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