I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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