Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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