she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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