yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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