Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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