he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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