Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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