New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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