You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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