U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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