i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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