If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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